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The Darkest Hour (3D)

The Darkest Hour

The Darkest Hour is a film beset by mediocrity. A script that belies logic at multiple turns and expects it’s audience to accept characters making critical decisions with an appalling lack of evidence serves to undermine what was already a stretched cast. Screenwriter Jon Spaihts shows a worrying lack of imagination considering his involvement in Ridley Scott’s upcoming Alien threaded prequel Prometheus. The creature effects go some way to providing some spark to proceedings but when they decide to reveal more of the alien invaders in the final third it ruins the film’s main positive feature.

Events kick off with two twenty-somethings Sean and Ben (played by the distinctly average Emile Hirsch and Max Minghella) visiting Moscow intent on selling their online social networking site. Poised to make millions they boys arrive at the meeting to find that sneaky Swedish businessman Skyler (Joel Kinnaman) has stolen their idea and sold it himself. Distraught they decide to drown their sorrows in a hip local bar where they meet two American girls (Olivia Thirlby and Rachael Taylor) as well as running into Skyler again. After some fairly typical drinking and flirting scenes business picks up with the introduction of our visually stealthy predators.

The aliens spend most of the film in a largely invisible state, giving off just flickers of light be it from themselves or igniting the lights around them (cars, street lamps, shops etc) that allows for some nice set pieces involving menacingly lit urban battlefields. Eventually however we get to catch a glimpse of what’s hiding underneath and some dodgy CGI ruins the good work that had come before.

Our “heroes” spend a few days sitting in an underground store room after the initial attack, but after running out of food and getting tired of pissing in cans they decide that their are going to take their chances and head for the American Embassy. As they emerge we are treated to some empty dust filled shots of a silent Moscow, most of its 11.5 million population having been exterminated, their bodies turned to the white dust now covering the city. The group begin to make tracks for the embassy and on the way meet some more of the floating, near invisible assailants. Within two encounters main man Emile Hirsch manages to make some astounding scientific leaps in guessing how the creatures work and hunt, which given that to this point all we’ve really got form the character is that he’s a bit of a screw up who’s good at finding hip clubs seems a little hard to swallow. He doesn’t inspire all that much confidence as the group’s leader but to begin with that kind of works with some of the group doubting him as much as the audience will be.

They eventually reach the embassy to find it, surprise surprise, as dead as the rest of the city and so move on toward a building with a solitary flat lit up. Upon getting there the troupe meet a youngster scavenging parts for eccentric Russian electrician Sergei, who has turned his home into a Faraday cage like fortress and is building a kind of alien proton pack. For a moment the film looks like it’s going to pick up a little with Sergei a delightful and colourful Russian man who exudes a warmth from his fuzzy bearded face. Alas, no soon has he arrived that the film dispenses with him. He was around just long enough to help the main cast figure out where they needed to go next and tell them how his alien ray gun worked. How disappointing.

The action escalates as they try to find their way to a nuclear submarine bound for safety. They meet some Russian police and discover that the creatures can indeed be harmed and upon injuring one little blighter Hirsch bends down and picks up what can only be described as alien shrapnel and gives it a look that says he’s desperately trying to channel the line “If it bleeds we can kill it.” onto his face but mostly just looks confused and constipated.

Throughout the film they paint pretty wide brush strokes of the characters. Skyler is the one you’ve to want to die from the start, Anne (one of the American girls) is the girl who’s afraid of every decision, Ben’s the sidekick and Sean and Natalie are the survivors. This in and of itself isn’t a problem, many good films work with these kind pieces appropriately placed. Sadly in the case of The Darkest Hour it’s all so poorly written that you just don’t care. The actors are largely wooden and flat in personality and though our two leads try their best they are let down by a script lacking the spark of the alien invaders.

It’s probably not the worst blockbuster you’re going to see this year but there is an such an overarching feeling of missed opportunities, laziness and sloppiness. The film is set in Moscow and so is fairly unique in not being portrayed from an American centric viewpoint but they fail to capitalize on this opportunity in any meaningful fashion. You need more than just a few gloomy  shots of an empty Red Square to create a tense, harrowed atmosphere. You can pretty much figure out what’s going to happen and the flat lifeless scripting means you don’t really care for the protagonists as they are killed off. Ropey physics and unusually astute youths jar; and our leads fail to carry the film beyond being a curiosity. The interesting alien premise and effects will interest for a shot period, but a lack of solid answers to some pretty big questions. We are given no strong motive for their genocidal ways other than hunches about mineral extraction which don’t really cut it as a compelling reason for utilitarian mass murder (When talking about the aliens mining we are given something along the lines of ‘It must be food, we’re just in the way’). It goes for a Hollywood ending where a text message is meant to be enough to make us feel like the world isn’t as lost as we thought. Billions may be dead, but at least you’ve got reception.

2 out of 5

2 out of 5



The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Rooney Mara

I have to confess to hearing much but actually knowing very little about The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo before I went to see it. I was aware of the original Swedish movie starring Noomi Rapace (though as yet have not seen it) and that it had been just three years since it’s release. I was interested to see whether this would be a cynical Hollywood cash in or a legitimate attempt to bring a popular story to a wider audience. My first clues to the latter were immediate. Director David Fincher has been responsible for two of my favourite films in Seven and Fight Club as well the strongly executed Zodiac, The Social Network and the often harshly judged Alien 3. My second clue was the blistering credit sequence. A nightmarish mini tale told to a thumping, screaming cover of Immigrant Song sets the tone for the nightmare that unfolds both in the story and characters. This isn’t going to be pretty.

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Today I thought I would go back in time to an article I originally wrote in 2006 while studying interactive cinema. This looks at a unique piece called Timecode by Mike Figgis that uses split narrative to tell four separate stories at once.

The general idea behind this movie is that is plays out multiple storylines at one time. It achieves this by splitting the screen into four equal sections, which converge at various times throughout the story to various effects.

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Every movie I saw in 2011 reviewed!


I mentioned yesterday I’d seen around 36 films in 2011… so I decided today I would just go and review every single one of them! Below you’ll find a list of everything I saw in the cinema, a mark out of five and a one line review. If there is anything there you’d like me to write about in more depth then just leave a comment and I’ll earmark it for a future article :)

So here goes…

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Toy Story 3/ Day and Night

Bring out the Kleenex! Everybody’s favourite toys have now ended their 15 year journey with the final instalment in the Toy Story series… in 3D!! It was obvious after Up that Pixar were on a winning streak and twinned with the already successful Toy Story formula they could do no wrong; and they haven’t. Despite it being the dreaded second sequel, which is usually a bad game of Russian roulette for some franchises, Pixar has maintained the same quality in this instalment that gifted instant success to the previous two films. Toy Story 3 is an emotional and exciting final journey for Woody, Buzz and the gang which sees Andy, their very long time owner, finally grows up and has to make a decision about the fate of his beloved friends.

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Inception (12A)

Christopher Nolan’s inspired sci-fi epic Inception has finally hit our screens like a speeding, flaming juggernaut of metaphysical and mind-bending wonder. The amount of hype has been a little overbearing and people had made their minds up about the film months before its release. It was in major danger of being something of a let-down after apocalyptic levels of hype. Now, I don’t usually judge upcoming films by trailers or adverts but even from reading the previews, watching the dim-witted advert/trailers on the TV it was obvious that Inception was going to be something quite special; and it is. Inception is written, directed and produced by Christopher Nolan whose previous notable efforts include The Prestige, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight; none of which exactly set the world on fire but are competent action thrillers nonetheless. Nolan pulls out all the stops on this one though and has achieved an ambitious aim with this new feature that by far surpasses his previous work. Deriving influence from an eclectic range which includes the Wachowski Bros, Film Noir and Philip K Dick, Inception covers a lot of ground in existentialist theory, features some mind-blowing effects and really tests the characters, and the viewer’s, perception of reality. Also, it’s a bloody good excuse to watch people beat the crap out of each other…in mid air…while upside down.

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (18)

Part one of Stieg Larsson’s famous Millennium trilogy has been vividly brought to life with all of the hard-hitting, emotional but ultimately rewarding attributes that characterise the novels. It is a faithful portrayal of Larsson’s famous novel, features a strong cast and boasts a tense and mostly gripping plot. It is an interesting combination of the slick Hollywood crime drama mixed with edgy Scandinavian film influences. It retains much of the explicit, sadistic sexual violence and the spiralling emotional turmoil suffered by the title character and new feminist icon Lisbeth Salander. Despite this it remains a largely life affirming story however has a tendency to veer into Hollywood territory.

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